verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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